I went to Genting for the weekend! I went with (alphabetically) Juli, Maz, and TJ. We stayed at the First World Hotel in a room meant for only two people. Big beds however, so it was not much of a problem.

I am the only one of the four who went to Genting, who can be relied on to really write up an account of what happened online. I'm too lazy to go through it second-by-second however, which would bore the world anyway, so let me go through highlights.

The bus up to Genting was very exciting. Our bus driver was somewhat speeding and over-taking all the other buses. I spent most of it sucking Trebor Sour Plums to keep my ears from blocking up.

There was an annoying long que at the check-in. But we finally got checked in. And for a while, I was the only one who could unlock the room because no one else could figure out the card keys. Sheesh. Bimbos. We dumped our stuff in the bus and had KFC.

Then we did all sorts of things, but I can't remember what we did earlier or later or did and didn't really do. I recall buying the Indoor Theme Park Only tickets and going for ride called Motion Master, which had mission of waking up some ridiculous dragon and just amounted to us sitting on moving chairs. Juli is obsessed by the ride, however.

We also went on the bumper cars! Now, the bumper cars, I really really loved. Poor TJ was a bumper-car virgin but we taught her the proper appreciation for it and we were bumping everybody with perfect zest. We're not namby-pamby bimbos just going pointlessly round and round in the car, giggling when we accidentally hit someone because of our lousy driving skills. No. We attack. We rush. We bump with full-on collision! We destroy.

I also remember running around looking at what to do later at night, because I wanted to go clubbing. And I ate sweet corn which was over salted. TJ gagged on it. We probably did other things too, but I don't remember what. I have bad memory.

We went back to the hotel room and "rested." Basically, TJ wanted to watch Angel. Bah. The TV was very funky. Channel TV2 wouldn't show at all if you stood near the TV, but standing on the bed gave very clear reception. So sucker that I am, I stood on the bed while we all watched Angel. It was an interesting position to watch Angel from, really.

After Angel we went to Studio [some-number-I-can't-remember] that was doing some Halloween night thing. I paid the cover charge for everybody, since I was the one who wanted to go. It was only RM5 per person. We had a ball!! As far as I'm concerned, this was the highlight of the whole trip.

I danced on the stage for most of the night. Music was pumping. Lots of men were after me. Haven't had that happening in a while because Tariq's always been hovering. Very interfering with the vibe. There I was just dancing, and all these men after me.

There are two types of clubbers: the Sex Chasers and the Good Dancers. I am a Good Dancer. All I wanna do is enjoy the vibe and dance. We Good Dancers don't mind a little sex or romance at the club, but mostly we just wanna enjoy the scene, the music, the lights, the crowd. The Sex Chasers come to the club to find Somebody. They don't really appreciate the music or the lights or the scene. They just wanna see ass.

So I did the best thing a girl can do when Sex Chasers have honed in on you. I found two guys, fellow Good Dancers, to dance with me and protect me from the Sex Chasers. And we danced on the stage! Yeah! I watched over Juli, TJ, and Maz for a while, but the vibe caught me and I got lost in the dancing and lost track of them.

Juli met a man at the club! They danced together the whole time. Maz dubbed herself the Lesbian Dancer and remained thoroughly and boringly faithful to Farhan, her boyfriend. She spent a lot of time rescuing TJ, too apparently. Rescue efforts were not so good, however, because some moron kissed TJ anyway, so TJ wanted to leave and brush her teeth.

Juli gave her number to the man she met, and then the four of us walked back to our hotel room. I was missing Tariq and still high on adrenaline however, so I started shouting at innocent bystanders that males suck. The gang was quite disturbed. I bagged first dibs at the shower and got it. Then we slept.

I was the last to wake up. We all wanted rice. So Juli led us to the food court where Maz and I ordered Sweet & Sour Fish and rice, only to find a stingy amount of food given for an exorbitant price. We then shared pattaya rice. It was just the right amount.

After that we went to buy the Outdoor Theme Park tickets. Unfortunately the rates go up on the weekends. Furthermore, it rained. The rides got cancelled a lot. Juli and I managed to go on the Cyclone, the Corkscrew, the Teacups, the Spinning Chairs or Swings or whatever, and the paddle boats.

Juli met up with her man again. We learnt that his name is Shah. She went on the paddle boats with him. TJ and Maz went together, and I paddled all by myself. Very proud. Hard work. Wished Tariq was there so I could have bullied him into doing all the work.

TJ got nauseous on the Teacups at threw up twice. So she and Maz refused to ride all the nice funky rides, which was so silly since they paid a fortune to get into the theme park. I ate myself silly too. I ate macaroni and cheese, then later I ate cheezels, and even later I ate sweet corn again, with less salt.

The rain started falling really heavily on our way back to our hotel to pick up our luggage to get to our bus. We barely made it to our bus. We walked really really fast. Apparently the ride down was very scary as it was raining heavily and bus drivers being bus drivers. I don't know. I slept the whole way.

Maz's father picked us up and sent Juli and I to my house. Then I went back to my apartment, did a short blog, and we headed to her house. We ate dinner, gossipped a lot, and then settled to sms our respective males. Haha. You should have seen Juli with her new guy. She turns into a total bimbo. Thoroughly sickening.

Then we slept. That's the end of my Genting trip.